The Elder Party invites you to our Gen Con 2000 Cthulhu for President Rally! Bring your robes, your drums, your pipes, and whistles, your ballots, your hidden agendas, and your sense of humor, and join Chaosium in celebrating the last Presidential election ever. Come dressed as your favorite candidate or cultist, and get in free! Nyarlathotep, Mr. Shiny, and other distinguished guests will bless our efforts with a ritual of greatest import. Free candy will follow. Leave an offering at the Shrine of Cthulhu for good luck, and extra protection in the days to come! All are invited! All will be saved!