A great old one is awakening & it was probably your fault. King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) would not be pleased if the world ended without his blessing. A horror mystery with a kobold twist.
A great old one is awakening & it was probably your fault. King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) would not be pleased if the world ended without his blessing. A horror mystery with a kobold twist.
A human adventurer has stolen babies from the Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!). The chase is on! It is up to you pathetic kobolds to recover the babies (and/or die horribly).
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In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a human adventurer called “Max Fury” has just stolen babies from the kobold cave belonging to Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!). In response, Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!) has ordered his army of kobold baby-snatchers to chase her down and recover the stolen babies. Kobolds will die at high speeds in hilarious fashion.
A human adventurer has stolen babies from the Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!). The chase is on! It is up to you pathetic kobolds to recover the babies (and/or die horribly).
Description:
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a human adventurer called “Max Fury” has just stolen babies from the kobold cave belonging to Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!). In response, Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!) has ordered his army of kobold baby-snatchers to chase her down and recover the stolen babies. Kobolds will die at high speeds in hilarious fashion.
Many Kobolds Died To Bring Us This Information: A Star Wars Story
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You rebel kobolds are on a mission to steal information on Emperor Torg's (ALL HAIL EMPEROR TORG!) space station, the "Death Moon." Grab some Porgcorn. It's about to get messy.
Many Kobolds Died To Bring Us This Information: A Star Wars Story
Summary:
You rebel kobolds are on a mission to steal information on Emperor Torg's (ALL HAIL EMPEROR TORG!) space station, the "Death Moon." Grab some Porgcorn. It's about to get messy.
Twins were born recently in Fodderdeep, the village at the base of Grandolf the Bright's Tower. King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) demands that you retrieve them & prepare the rare delicacy: Gemini pie.
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In the foothills of Mount Dune sits a village known as Fodderdeep. The people live here under the watchful eye of the wizard Grandolf the Bright. Recently the village was blessed with the birth of twin girls believed to be the subject of an age old prophecy and destined to bring balance to this land.
Not so far from this place, you will find a hole in the ground. Inside this hole you will find the weakest and dumbest creatures that ever walked these hills. The dirty stinky dog-like humanoids are Kobolds. They toil about and and attempt to please their leader King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) or end on the wrong end of dinner fork. This is where you come in. King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) has demanded that retrieve the twins that were born in the nearby human settlement and prepare the legendary delicacy Gemini pie! Can any of you complete the task?
Twins were born recently in Fodderdeep, the village at the base of Grandolf the Bright's Tower. King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) demands that you retrieve them & prepare the rare delicacy: Gemini pie.
Description:
In the foothills of Mount Dune sits a village known as Fodderdeep. The people live here under the watchful eye of the wizard Grandolf the Bright. Recently the village was blessed with the birth of twin girls believed to be the subject of an age old prophecy and destined to bring balance to this land.
Not so far from this place, you will find a hole in the ground. Inside this hole you will find the weakest and dumbest creatures that ever walked these hills. The dirty stinky dog-like humanoids are Kobolds. They toil about and and attempt to please their leader King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) or end on the wrong end of dinner fork. This is where you come in. King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) has demanded that retrieve the twins that were born in the nearby human settlement and prepare the legendary delicacy Gemini pie! Can any of you complete the task?
You (a poor kobold) have been captured by an evil warlock & forced to learn magick. As a kobold, your duty is to steal babies (& die horribly in the process).
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You (a poor kobold) have been captured by the evil arch warlock Tabriz and forced to learn magick. In service of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!), Tabriz will use his new lackeys to steal more babies. But, a rival warlock has trained lackeys of her own and intends to win at any cost (to the kobolds). Hilarity will ensue.
A human adventurer has stolen babies from the Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!). The chase is on! It is up to you pathetic kobolds to recover the babies (and/or die horribly).
Description:
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a human adventurer called “Max Fury” has just stolen babies from the kobold cave belonging to Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!). In response, Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!) has ordered his army of kobold baby-snatchers to chase her down and recover the stolen babies. Kobolds will die at high speeds in hilarious fashion.
A human adventurer has stolen babies from the Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!). The chase is on! It is up to you pathetic kobolds to recover the babies (and/or die horribly).
Description:
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, a human adventurer called “Max Fury” has just stolen babies from the kobold cave belonging to Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!). In response, Immortal Torg (WITNESS ME KING TORG!) has ordered his army of kobold baby-snatchers to chase her down and recover the stolen babies. Kobolds will die at high speeds in hilarious fashion.
A bounty of babies has been discovered for those bold enough to grab them. All hail King Torg!
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A bounty of babies has been discovered for those bold enough to grab them. The scouts have returned with news of a strange manor hidden in the woods. From it can be heard the cries of oh so delicious babies along with all manner of weird noises. Do you have what it takes to get King Torg's next meal? All hail King Torg!
My Dear Little Kobolds, there is a party tonight, & that means that we need some Babies to eat! King Torg demands that you bring back babies for the feast, or he'll be eating the lot of you instead!
My Dear Little Kobolds, there is a party tonight, & that means that we need some Babies to eat! King Torg demands that you bring back babies for the feast, or he'll be eating the lot of you instead!
My Dear Little Kobolds, there is a party tonight, & that means that we need some Babies to eat! King Torg demands that you bring back babies for the feast, or he'll be eating the lot of you instead!
My Dear Little Kobolds, there is a party tonight, & that means that we need some Babies to eat! King Torg demands that you bring back babies for the feast, or he'll be eating the lot of you instead!
My Dear Little Kobolds, there is a party tonight, & that means that we need some Babies to eat! King Torg demands that you bring back babies for the feast, or he'll be eating the lot of you instead!
My Dear Little Kobolds, there is a party tonight, & that means that we need some Babies to eat! King Torg demands that you bring back babies for the feast, or he'll be eating the lot of you instead!
My Dear Little Kobolds, there is a party tonight, and that means that we need some Babies to eat! King Torg demands that you bring back babies for the feast, or he’ll be eating the lot of you instead!
My Dear Little Kobolds, there is a party tonight, and that means that we need some Babies to eat! King Torg demands that you bring back babies for the feast, or he’ll be eating the lot of you instead!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal babies, slay chickens, and die horribly!
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Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as you fearlessly assault a human town loaded for a dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
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Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
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Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
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Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
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Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
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Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
King Torg is getting married! (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) King Torg and spouse-to-be, King Torg (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) will compete to see who can set the more lavish feast. And no feast is a feast without babies!
King Torg is getting married! (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) King Torg and spouse-to-be, King Torg (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) will compete to see who can set the more lavish feast. And no feast is a feast without babies!
King Torg is getting married! (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) King Torg and spouse-to-be, King Torg (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) will compete to see who can set the more lavish feast. And no feast is a feast without babies!
King Torg (All HAIL KING TORG!) has decreed that there will be a cook-off. The kobold group that makes the best meal wins fab-u-less prizes! So say King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!). Come enjoy this beer (root-beer even!) and pretzels game that has the players play kobolds to end the convention on a up note!
Burn Cows! Kill Chickens! Steal Babies! Die Horribly! All in the service of Torg, king of all kobolds. (ALL HAIL KING TORG!)Come on out and learn to play Kobolds Ate My Baby!
A knock-down, drag-out, no-holds-barred kobold event! X-treem sports are tackled in the only way kobolds know how—poorly and with high likelihood of personal injury. For veteran players of Kobolds Ate My Baby!
A no-holds-barred slugfest Kobolds Ate My Baby! style. Being trapped in a dungeon with an angry Tabriz the Arch-Warlock is always a recipe for disaster.Toss in a few kidnapped babies, some ridiculously over-powered magic items, and let simmer to a boil. Stir and enjoy. Prize awarded to "Last Kobold Standing." Kobolds provided, or bring your own.
A no-holds-barred slugfest Kobolds Ate My Baby! style. Being trapped in a dungeon with an angry Tabriz the Arch-Warlock is always a recipe for disaster.Toss in a few kidnapped babies, some ridiculously over-powered magic items, and let simmer to a boil. Stir and enjoy. Prize awarded to "Last Kobold Standing." Kobolds provided, or bring your own.
Kill cows! Eat chickens! Burn down the town! KingTorg (Lord of all Kobolds) is having a feast! Unless you can steal enough babies from the nearby town, you are going to be the main course. An introduction to the darkly humorous "Kobolds Ate My Baby!" the beer and pretzels RPG. All rules taught in less than 15 minutes.
Kill cows! Eat chickens! Burn down the town! KingTorg (Lord of all Kobolds) is having a feast! Unless you can steal enough babies from the nearby town, you are going to be the main course. An introduction to the darkly humorous "Kobolds Ate My Baby!" the beer and pretzels RPG. All rules taught in less than 15 minutes.
Kill cows! Eat chickens! Burn down the town! KingTorg (Lord of all Kobolds) is having a feast! Unless you can steal enough babies from the nearby town, you are going to be the main course. An introduction to the darkly humorous "Kobolds Ate My Baby!" the beer and pretzels RPG. All rules taught in less than 15 minutes.
The townsfolk fear the worst when food is scarce. A flood of Kobolds pours from the hills, intent on sacking the town for edibles, only to run into-another tribe of Kobolds! Go head-to-head with other Kobolds in the first ever KAMB Tournament. Bring a team or join one on the spot, everything provided. Prizes awarded for Best Death, Fullest Belly, and Most Victory Points.
Kill cows! Eat chickens! Burn down the town! KingTorg (Lord of all Kobolds) is having a feast! Unless you can steal enough babies from the nearby town, you are going to be the main course. An introduction to the darkly humorous "Kobolds Ate My Baby!" the beer and pretzels RPG. All rules taught in less than 15 minutes.