Psionic bunny rabbits? A plot to assassinate the high programmer? All this and more. You must see the show. Happiness and silliness are, as always, mandatory.
Attention citizens. You have been promoted. Please report to [Kwatz], Bring [Kwatz] and [Kwatz] papers to briefing. [Kwatz] is mandatory. [Kwatz] you for your cooperation.
Beware! Your friend, the computer, is under attack by the forces of the commie anti-computer! Only you and your fellow members of troubleshooter team templ-r can stop the evil plot!