Good news citizen! Your permanent record and behavioral log have pre-selected you for exciting and glorious service to The Computer! You will be joining other candidates just like you as you form a brand new troubleshooter team. Just one thing: you are to receive a highly experimental device that will allow for instant transportation across space. do not let it fall into commie mutant traitor hands! Do what you must, because you can.
Good day Troubleshooter, your Friend, the Computer has assigned you the task of rooting out the traitors at the Alpha Complex Mandatory BonusFUN Game Convention. There are traitors and mutants everywhere. So, stay alert, trust no one and keep your laser handy. Come loaded with a sick sense of humor and a healthy dose of, uh, Paranoia…