Greetings, Point-Y-ERZ, McCo-Y-DOC, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Weasl-Y-KID, Scott-Y-BZE, Touch-Y-FLY, and Janewa-Y-KAT! Congratulations on completing the previous six treks. Alpha Complex policy recommends the replacement of troubleshooters with new crew members on the seventh trek. Please boldly go to the Ready Room/Termination Center to justify your continued participation/existence in future treks. Have a nice/last daycycle!
Friend Computer has called upon YOU to perform a necessary and suicidal task. Wonât that be fun? You even get a weapon with which to gun down Commie Mutant Traitors!
Friend Computer has called upon YOU to perform a necessary and suicidal task. Wonât that be fun? You even get a weapon with which to gun down Commie Mutant Traitors!
Greetings, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Scott-Y-BZE, Point-Y-ERZ, Touch-Y-FLY, Weasl-Y-KID, Janewa-Y-KAT, and Mcco-Y-DOC! You have been selected to serve the Computer on an exciting mission that will not involve any experimental unstable time travel to the past. Rumors that Treks divisible by four always involve experimental unstable time travel to the past are treasonous. Have a nice (yester)daycycle!
Now is the time, Citizens, to rise up and show your loyalty to Friend Computer! Embark on clearly suicidal missions and root out traitors, all for the glory of the Computer! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. It's your choice, really.
Greetings, Bald-Y-HED, Wrinkl-Y-HED, Scott-Y-BZE, Point-Y-ERZ, Touch-Y-FLY, Weasl-Y-KID, Janewa-Y-KAT, and Mcco-Y-DOC! You have been selected to serve the Computer on an exciting mission that will not involve any experimental unstable time travel to the past. Rumors that Treks divisible by four always involve experimental unstable time travel to the past are treasonous. Have a nice (yester)daycycle!
Now is the time, Citizens, to rise up and show your loyalty to Friend Computer! Embark on clearly suicidal missions and root out traitors, all for the glory of the Computer! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. It's your choice, really.
Now is the time, Citizens, to rise up and show your loyalty to Friend Computer! Embark on clearly suicidal missions and root out traitors, all for the glory of the Computer! Alternatively, you can be used as reactor shielding. It's your choice, really.
Service bots have gone on a clone-killing rampage. Your crack Troubleshooter team must hunt them down and destroy them! Destruction of valuable Computer property is treason you say? Awkward. Limber up your bootlicking tongues for that debriefing! Back by the casual request of 8.3% of past players! All new terrifying R&D items! Theoretically entirely made-up mutant powers, if I get around to it!
Greetings, FED sector troubleshooters! Which sector will win the Happiest Sector of the Yearcycle award? Please gather data to assist the Computer in his decision. The Ultraviolet citizens of these sectors have a lot riding on this award, so please do not succumb to bribery, threats, extortion, swindles, mutant powers, secret society plots, assassination attempts, vaporizations, or infomercials. Have a nice daycycle!