Greetings Troubleshooters! Come join the ceremonies! The Computer has chosen to grant us with a new morale building exercise. Participation is fun AND mandatory! Win or else....
Troubleshooters cause a lot of collateral damage and friendly fire. (Though some of that is decidedly not friendly.) But what’s this about a Troubleshooting Certificate I must have?
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Paranoia is the darkly humorous science fiction game featuring Alpha Complex, traitors, mutants, and of course, Friend Computer. Rules will be taught and pregens provided. Note: This event is family friendly but kids should be old enough to handle setbacks and character death. Because both will happen super lots. This mission is especially designed for new players!
Troubleshooters! Traitors have planted a bomb at the Central Processing Building, and a riot is close to starting. Also, hunt down anyone pretending to be loyal. You know, a citizen in name only!
Description:
Paranoia is the darkly humorous science fiction game featuring Alpha Complex, traitors, mutants, and of course, Friend Computer. Rules will be taught and pregens provided. Note: This event is family friendly but teens should be old enough to handle setbacks and character death. Because both will happen super lots.
Greetings Happy Citizen! What happens when players fill in the blanks for their upcoming Alpha Complex Omega mission? [Redacted] of course! Here are your six clones. Have a nice day!
Investigate reports of insufficient resources in Sector XCL while an overachieving R&D project successfully upcycles 99.99 percent of the sector. Be the 0.01 percent!
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Despite optimistic projections by Production, Logistics, and Commissary for the 12-year period from Year 214, available resources for continued operations in Alpha Complex have become increasingly strained. Fortunately, R&D has initiated Project AMPLE for producing new materials using old, discarded items such as broken laser pistols, empty tubs of Fun Food, or insufficiently loyal citizens.
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Please report any loose threads you have pulled on that unraveled the tapestry of your life to the team hygiene officer. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
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If you're reading the long description, there's a good chance it's to find out if the GM has added "We kindly request all players wear appropriate face masks during this event." Each GM at Evil Fleet will decide for themselves whether to make that request. For the Paranoia Trek events, I just want to say three things: 1. I will be wearing a mask and encourage players to do the same. 2. I'm not going to give a hard time to any player that isn't masked. I won't ask anyone without a mask to wear one, and I won't mess with a maskless player in the game... 3. ...at least, I won't mess with a maskless player more than a masked player. You're going to die several times either way. It's Paranoia!
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Please report any loose threads you have pulled on that unraveled the tapestry of your life to the team hygiene officer. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Description:
If you're reading the long description, there's a good chance it's to find out if the GM has added "We kindly request all players wear appropriate face masks during this event." Each GM at Evil Fleet will decide for themselves whether to make that request. For the Paranoia Trek events, I just want to say three things: 1. I will be wearing a mask and encourage players to do the same. 2. I'm not going to give a hard time to any player that isn't masked. I won't ask anyone without a mask to wear one, and I won't mess with a maskless player in the game... 3. ...at least, I won't mess with a maskless player more than a masked player. You're going to die several times either way. It's Paranoia!
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Please report any loose threads you have pulled on that unraveled the tapestry of your life to the team hygiene officer. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Description:
If you're reading the long description, there's a good chance it's to find out if the GM has added "We kindly request all players wear appropriate face masks during this event." Each GM at Evil Fleet will decide for themselves whether to make that request. For the Paranoia Trek events, I just want to say three things: 1. I will be wearing a mask and encourage players to do the same. 2. I'm not going to give a hard time to any player that isn't masked. I won't ask anyone without a mask to wear one, and I won't mess with a maskless player in the game... 3. ...at least, I won't mess with a maskless player more than a masked player. You're going to die several times either way. It's Paranoia!
Friend Computer [REDACTED] requests your assistance with some trouble that needs shooting. [REDACTED] traitors and [CLEARANCE LEVEL] are causing problems in Alpha Complex.
Friend Computer [REDACTED] requests your assistance with some trouble that needs shooting. [REDACTED] traitors and [CLEARANCE LEVEL] are causing problems in Alpha Complex.
You’re a brand new trouble shooter. Respected by all. This is the first mission. Friend computer will not make it to hard and you can trust your team mates.
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You must hunt out commie traitors who belong to secret societies and has mutant powers. Also keep the fact you belong to a secret society and are a mutant secret. You have 6 clones try not to loss all of them. The perfect version of the only perfect rpg. Don’t play inferior rpgs. Friend computer says one must only play the perfect rpg. You must do what friend computer says. Newest version books excepted to hit stores in July.
You’re a brand new trouble shooter. Respected by all. This is the first mission. Friend Computer will not make it to hard and you can trust your team mates.
Description:
You must hunt out commie traitors who belong to secret societies and have mutant powers. Also keep the fact you belong to a secret society and are a mutant secret. You have 6 clones, try not to loss all of them. The perfect version of the only perfect rpg. Don’t play inferior rpgs. Friend Computer says one must only play the perfect rpg. You must do what Friend Computer says. Latest version print copies expected in stores July.
Attention Troubleshooter - Friend Computer requires your presence at ${LOCATION} for a mandatory mission briefing. Failure to attend is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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In recognition of your loyal service to Alpha Complex, you have been promoted to Red clearance. Your new clearance entitles you to take on the crucial responsibility of a Troubleshooter, where you find trouble in Alpha Complex, and shoot it. Make sure to find, report, and eliminate any mutants or members of secret societies that you may encounter - remember, mutants and traitors may be hiding anywhere, even in your own Troubleshooting team! You have been selected to take part in a {if danger_level < 10} safe {else} *completely* safe {endif} mission. The Computer guarantees that this mission will be fun - should you ever find yourself not having fun on this mission, please report to your Happiness Officer to begin your mandatory Happiness Enhancement Protocol. No further information is available at your clearance level. All glory to Friend Computer!
Troubleshooters alert! You have been conscripted to participate in morale-building competition activities. Don't forget to win - if you don't, you might be tried for seditious behavior.
Friend Computer has introduced instant delivery to Alpha Complex to increase efficiency. Citizens can now pay troubleshooters to deliver meals or other items to them.
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Citizen, are you tired of driving to cafeterias and waiting in long lines for the last tube of soylent green? Is the fear of random terrorist attacks keeping you from shopping at your favorite store? With the brand new Door to Door Dash app for your iball, you can now get whatever you want delivered straight to your barracks.
Welcome, Lucky Troubleshooter! The Computer has promoted you to your new and exciting RED Clearance. Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you.
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The Computer has promoted you from your previous INFRARED Clearance! Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you to achieve its imminent and inevitable victory of rooting out traitors and mutants, protecting helpless citizens from terror, corruption and subversion. To do any less for Friend Computer is Treason. If you are a traitor please visit the nearest Execution Booth immediately. But before you go forth and "give your life," errr, sorry, serve Friend Computer, a sip of kelp tea with a nibble or two of kelp biscuit is in order at the local canteen...
Welcome, Lucky Troubleshooter! The Computer has promoted you to your new and exciting RED Clearance. Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you.
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The Computer has promoted you from your previous INFRARED Clearance! Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you to achieve its imminent and inevitable victory of rooting out traitors and mutants, protecting helpless citizens from terror, corruption and subversion. To do any less for Friend Computer is Treason. If you are a traitor please visit the nearest Execution Booth immediately. But before you go forth and "give your life," errr, sorry, serve Friend Computer, a sip of kelp tea with a nibble or two of kelp biscuit is in order at the local canteen...
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Due to the influx of new Trek Away Teams over the past 3 year cycles, please justify your continued existence. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Due to the influx of new Trek Away Teams over the past 3 year cycles, please justify your continued existence. That is all. The Computer is your friend.
Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Due to the influx of new Trek Away Teams over the past 3 year cycles, please justify your continued existence. That is all. The Computer is your friend.