The Damsels of Dorkington perform geek parodies, both old and new. Professor Shyguy uses a Game Boy, a guitar, and a keyboard to perform catchy, Synth-Rock / Pop music about all kinds of nerdy stuff!
Damsels of Dorkington / Professor Shyguy Concert VIP TICKET
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The Damsels of Dorkington perform in concert with Professor Shyguy (This event is for VIP access, which will guarantee premium seating in the front-most rows)
Damsels of Dorkington: All's Weird That Ends Weird
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What if some weirdo mashed 13 of Shakespeare's worst plays into one Old Time Radio drama? (The weirdo is us)
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William Shakespeare penned some of the greatest lines in Western literature... but he also wrote some unintentionally hilarious crap. The Damsels put all thirteen of his most obscure and least-loved plays into a blender, added a dash of music, lots of spice, and now proudly present the resulting sludge in Old Time Radio Drama form. Exit, pursued by Bear!
Re-live the memories of your first experiences in fandom with the Damsels as they share their awkward and hilarious early days of geekery.
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Ahh, the first morning of Gen Con... a time for beginnings! Or at the very least, talking about beginnings while you wait for the coffee to kick in. Let Blythe and Rissy regale you with tales of their first time... in fandom! Was it good, was it awkward, were there witnesses? And if you dare, take the microphone yourself and spill the details of your own fandom initiation. Masks are encouraged. Let's keep each other safe!
One part star-studded game show, one part game night with your craziest friends.
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Have you ever played Jackbox games with your friends and thought "that was great, but what if I could do it in person with a bunch of absolute lunatics?" Wonder no more and join the Damsels, Professor Shyguy, and some of the funniest people at Gen Con for games aplenty!
Dork Fight Game Night with Damsels of Dorkington VIP TICKET
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One part star-studded game show, one part game night with your craziest friends. (This event is for VIP access, which will guarantee premium seating in the front-most rows)
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Have you ever played Jackbox games with your friends and thought "that was great, but what if I could do it in person with a bunch of absolute lunatics?" Wonder no more and join the Damsels, Professor Shyguy, and some of the funniest people at Gen Con for games aplenty!
Dorkington Presents: Laser the Boy / Emily Henry Concert
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Enjoy a singer-songwriter double feature! Laser the Boy (the Doubleclicks) challenges the patriarchy through folk-pop, while Emily Henry classes up the joint with her elegant electro-infused indie pop
Dorkington Presents: Professor Shyguy / Juliana Finch Concert
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Rock out to music for nerds, by nerds. Professor Shyguy's Synth Rock / Chiptune-Pop music will get you dancing and Juliana Finch's hard-hitting Americana style will soothe your soul.
Dorkington Presents: The Semi-Erotic Misadventures of a Renaissance Lass VIP TICKET
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A musical romp through the muck of the Renaissance Festival- all based on true stories! (This event is for VIP access, which will guarantee premium seating in the front-most rows)
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Tale as old as time: an innocent lass joins the Renaissance Festival with the promise of frolicsome fun, only to discover it's a den of horny vipers who sing non-stop about bestiality. Can our heroine survive sex parties, a pagan sex cult, and sexy vomiting in a musical spectacular of filth? The worst part, of course, is that all of it is true.
Dorkington Presents: The Semi-Erotic Misadventures of a Renaissance Lass, or "Innocence Ravish'd"
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A musical romp through the muck of the Renaissance Festival- all based on true stories!
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Tale as old as time: an innocent lass joins the Renaissance Festival with the promise of frolicsome fun, only to discover it's a den of horny vipers who sing non-stop about bestiality. Can our heroine survive sex parties, a pagan sex cult, and sexy vomiting in a musical spectacular of filth? The worst part, of course, is that all of it is true.
Blythe doesn't know Lord of the Rings, and Rissy knows waaaay too much. Both put Amazon's Rings of Power on blast.
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Did you hate Amazon's Lord of the Rings television series Rings of Power? Or did you really love it and want to see someone poo their brains out in rage? Blythe has never read the Lord of the Rings or seen the movies. Rissy is an ion cannon powered by all of the most obscure Tolkien lore. Together, they give two unique perspectives on one terrible show.
Uncensored Misadventures Tell-All with Damsels of Dorkington
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True tales of triple-X misadventures at the Renaissance Festival!
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Ready for a sexy Sunday hangover after a scandalous Saturday night? Learn all the true, gory details behind "The Semi-Erotic Misadventures of A Renaissance Lass," based on a decade of Ren Faire shenanigans in this wild confessional.
Dorkington Presents: Some Kind of Musical Extravaganza
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The Damsels of Dorkington host a musical extravaganza with their friends Sarah Donner, Professor Shyguy, Kim's Myth and more?
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Do you want at least five concerts in one? This the show for you! Be entertained by the musical stylings of Sarah Donner, Professor Shyguy, Kim's Myth, and other special guests! While the bands change over, the Damsels of Dorkington will keep you entertained with improv games and hilarious hijinks. It's basically a smorgasbord of tunes and general chaos.
Professor Shyguy & Kittens Slay Dragons: Some Kind of Dance Party
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Come and join a dance party! Enjoy some nerdy pop and electronic music with Professor Shyguy, Kittens Slay Dragons, and Middle Spoon in concert!
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Live in CONcert! An evening of song and dance (we mostly do the songs, you mostly do the dance) with Professor Shyguy, Kittens Slay Dragons, and Middle Spoon. Professor Shyguy is a show of dancey/rock/dramatic/chiptune music featuring Blythe Renay of the Damsels of Dorkington! Kittens Slay Dragons is the beep boop project from Sarah Donner and her partner-in-boops Michael McLean, singing upbeat songs about cats and depression. Introducing the Gencon debut of Middle Spoon, a super cute, queer and polyamory positive band singing songs about love and sexy sex!
Sarah Donner and the Damsels of Dorkington have been doing a variety show every week for nearly 2 years. Now it's time to do it live!
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We don't remember what any of you look like, but we're excited to find out again! We've spent 2 years doing a live stream show with everyone spread across the country, and now we want to do it live and in-person. You can expect some music, games, and maybe an interesting interview or two! We'll be getting the audience involved (because we missed your faces), and there will be prizes galore! If The Muppet Show and QI had a baby, it would be this.
An intoduction to Tai Chi Chaun, what it is, how to use it, and some opening sequences.
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Learn Tai Chi Chaun Yang form with D. Naruta and assistant Kim Smith. D Studied directly with James Kaiser for 5 years, and is a certified instructor with the Grand College of Martial Arts and Martial Arts International. That's a bunch of fancy words that mean absolutely nothing, but he has some knowledge and skills and would like to share those lessons with you.
You asked for it, and now they're giving it to you: Music! The Damsels will sing and rap their way through a collection of parodies that fuse highbrow wit with lowdown, dirty odes.
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You asked for it, and now they're giving it to you! No, it's not some kind of magic STD- it's music! The Damsels will sing, rap, and hopefully not puke their way through a collection of parodies that fuse highbrow wit with lowdown, dirty odes on everything from UrbanDictionary.com, Rob Liefeld, and fapping to Tron.