Citizens! Congratulations, you have been selected for an interesting & fun mission! Do you want to help your bot friends? Of course you do! Fun will be had; The Computer said so!
It's classic Car Wars dueling action! This morning's main event is a Division 20 slugfest at Killebrew Memorial. Start your Gen Con off with mayhem! Vehicles provided.
Citizens! Congratulations on completing your recent mission! Report for debriefing and potential assignment to vacation duty. Fun will be had; The Computer said so!
It's classic Car Wars dueling action! This morning's main event is a Division 20 slugfest at Killebrew Memorial. Start your Gen Con off with mayhem! Vehicles provided.
Every 5.47101 yearcycles, citizens from across Alpha Complex gather to compete for honor, respect, and bonus food rations! Can you survive? Remember, the odds are never in your favor!
Look out South Park! Jimbo and Ned, ticked off about the latest set of gun control laws, are on another beer-fueled rampage in their super-powered Truck-U-Vee! Can you stop them before they destroy the town?
The rulers of the three kingdoms have not returned from their journey to vanquish the Monster of Castle Bondi, and rumors are flying. The Monster may be controlled by a ritual, or was that banished? He who holds the Scepter rules the kingdom, or maybe it was the Crown? Can any of your companions be trusted? Time is short...
Congratulations, citizen! You have been randomly selected to join the final quality test of HPD&MC's latest HappyFunActivity! In Actual Alpha, you'll live the life of a Troubleshooter in a reproduction of Alpha Complex. Experience the excitement of chasing down Traitors and defending valuable equipment! A fun time will be had; Friend Computer said so!
With the demise of the AADA, someone had to step up and bring the fans that tournament autodueling experience they love! Cars with guns, what more could you want? Friday is Division 10, Saturday Division 20, Final Round is Division 40 on Sunday at 10 AM. Bring your own vehicles or play a pre-gen in the final round! Brought to you by SPARK. For more information, visit http://www.autoduel.org/bludbowl.html.
With the demise of the AADA, someone had to step up and bring the fans that tournament autodueling experience they love! Cars with guns, what more could you want? Friday is Division 10, Saturday Division 20, Final Round is Division 40 on Sunday at 10 AM. Vehicles will be provided for qualifying rounds. Brought to you by SPARK. For more information, visit http://www.autoduel.org/bludbowl.html.
With the demise of the AADA, someone had to step up and bring the fans that tournament autodueling experience they love! Cars with guns, what more could you want? Friday is Division 10, Saturday Division 20, Final Round is Division 40 on Sunday at 10 AM. Vehicles will be provided for qualifying rounds. Brought to you by SPARK. For more information, visit http://www.autoduel.org/bludbowl.html.
Welcome to Paranoia XP, 300% better than any previous version and 1,025,894% better than those other "not-fun" RPGs! Assigned to [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS], the Troubleshooters will have to [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] or all of Alpha Complex will be [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]!