The degree worth selling your soul? Compete for class valedictorian & salutatorian. MU will give diploma to all attendees. Chanting, Elder Gods & a high body count.
Church of the Starry Wisdom Jamboree and Love Crusade!
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Join the whole fishy gang from Innsmouth a praise explosion! Tell us why you love Cthulhu for prizes. Mother Hydra need a mate, are you the MAN. With Rev. Portajonni and Albert Shiny.
A Cultist Swinging Wake! Mongo is gone, but that doesn’t mean his friends can’t celebrate his non-life. There will be a “Best Eulogy” Contest, chanting, other feats of dexterity, and crafts.
Freaks and Mutants the Elder Party Wants YOU! Do you want change in the White house or in the Universe! Fabulous prizes for best nomination speeches. Sponsored by Chaosium and Dagon Industries.
Celebrate the holidays early with the Miskatonic University Alumni Assoc. Have you been a bad little cultist? Well Santa Mongo going to know when you confess to him while you’re sitting on his lap! Presents will be given out. Compete in the Yule Spelling bee! It’s deadly! Of course there will be a Duct Tape Girl wrapping contest. Be ready to tell your scariest mythos Xmist story. Sponsor by Chaosium and Dagon Industries
GIMME THAT OLDE OLDE TIME RELIGION - The 3rd Church of Cthulhu, reformed, welcomes YOU to its once in every Dumbest Mass Devial! The stars are right and the Old Ones are awaking! So join your fellow worshippers for some Paleolithic rituals. You will be led by such Mythos leaders as Father Dagon, Rev. Randji Portajonni, Mongo, and others. Be ready for the “Why should you be Scarified to Cthulhu?” contest. A fun time for all ages!!
Miskatonic University Alumni Association 232th Annual Meeting. Join the National President Jimmy Shiny and Indiana Chapter Chairman Dr. Ranji Portajonni as they conduct an important and fun business meeting of the Miskatonic Alumni Association. So get out your MU Lettermen Sweaters and body bags for a fun evening! Meet the new football and cheerleader coaches and join in on open try outs for both with prizes.
The Elder Party is Calling YOU! The Party where Change is not a five letter word. Join us for the Elder Party Nomination Convention and Rally where you decide the fate of the WORLD. Prizes for best speeches and State delegations. Also a Duct Tape Girl Look a like contest. Come join Mr. Shiny, Dr Portajonni and Mongo as they lead the Elder Party into a bright shimmering new age. Sponsored by Chaosium and Dagon Industries
The Miskatonic Alumni Association is proud to host "Xistmas in August Celebration" Dr. Portajonni and Albert Shiny along with cultist favorites will share the joy of Xistmas. Sit on Santa Shiny's lap and tell him you darkest wishes. Enter the Mythos Spellin Bee for prizes. A Duct Tape Girl Look-a-Like Contest. Oh the Dark Joy we will all share where the living will envy the dead!