Ah, the dating game. The prowl, the excitement...the inevitable crash and burn. The only thing that comes close to a great date is one that ends so badly your friends take pity and get you drunk. If that's your fate anyway, we say do it up BIG! Make the worst match, pick the most horrific venue, and top it all off with the tackiest final words ever used. Then sit back, tell your sob story, and let the free drinks flow. More at www.RogueJudges.org