You awake strapped to a bed. A flamboyant man all rhinestones and sideburns slips a fish in your ear. The Mad Bard is searching for a new audience. Do you have the courage, strength, and musical acumen to escape his audience chamber? Role-playing encouraged, song lyrics inevitable. Seventh level characters provided from D&D 3.5, d20 Modern, Star Wars d20, and Arcana Unearthed.