From the vault of Gen Con’s past: The Miskatonic Board of Directors has instituted a new staff policy to encourage and support research being done in the name of Miskatonic: every staff and faculty member must participate in a least on research project each year. The year is ending and you don’t like the idea of having your pay docked – only three studies left: a pain study, a malaria study, and a sleep study. Zzzzz.