Why does the guy in the uniform have to yell? “YOU'RE IN THIS MAN'S ARMY NOW! WHEN I SAY JUMP, YOU JUMP! WHEN I SAY DISSOLVE WITH DIGESTIVE SLIME, YOU REGURGITATE LIKE IT WAS JANUARY FIRST!” Your parents think you're in a private school, but now you and your monster are in the army, and in an hour you're going to fight a giant alien crab that's threatening to lay eggs all over Poughkeepsie. Welcome to Monster Force Zeta.