You've donned your latex elf ears and polished your plastic armor for the 10th Anniversary session of Endless Quests, Indiana's largest and longest running Live Action Roleplaying campaign. The owners, in a bid to save the dying chapter, have promised a grand battle with fabulous loot and sets, so despite all the real life drama and hard feelings, you've reluctantly decided to attend. A sense of humor and stomach for satire is required.